“Recently I've found that ancient app called 
  Kickshaw on one of my forgotten sticks. Don't 
  know how that one ended up here on Titan or 
  even on my stick at all; I only found it 
  because one of my transport boxes fell into a 
  methane lake and I checked it afterwards if 
  everything was still in one piece. If this app 
  isn't one of the most obscure pieces of dope 
  released call me Christiaan Huygens, Emily 
  Lakdawalla or whoever comes to your mind.”
   — He Guiying (Before anyone asks 
        [which will obviously never happen]:
        Yes, this name has been generated with
        the help of the Fantasy Name Generator.)
